'Getting Older' Sweary Birthday Greetings Card

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Our extensive market research has informed us that not everyone is delighted by Birthdays, (can you believe it?!)

If you know of someone who isn't so keen on the relentless passing of the years and the inevitable ageing process and decline into wrinkles and cursing... then this is the card for them.

* For those who simply LOVE birthdays and don't like swearwords - we apologise. This is not the card for you...